[Tlhingan-hol] nuq bom bom: 'ay' wa'vatlh wejmaH jav: <tInuDchu'>

[Qov]

Every time I submit to an "enhanced search" by 
the Americans I think of all the ways I could be 
hiding something that they wouldn't find. 
Honestly, I could almost get a betleH through 
that screening. What is the point of half a 
search, or even ninety percent of a search, when 
it's always the same places they don't search? If 
you're going to search someone SEARCH them, and 
if you can't justify that level of 
violation--which they can't--don't waste my time 
with pathetic ineffectual groping.

vajar was reminded that he had volunteered for a full body search.
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Hung pa' motlh vajar luqem. pa'Daq QumwI' HaSta', 
jIHwI'mey, quSmey let, raS, mIrmey je lutu'lu'. 
tlhoy'Daq 'op lojmItmey 'ugh lutu'lu'. Qorwagh 
Hutlh 'ach bIghHa'Hommey, yu'wI' pa'mey joq bIH 
'e' Sov vajar. quSmeyDaq ba'taH Hota'ro' ghutar 
je. chaH retlhDaq ba'choH vajar. wej lunuDlu'pu'. 
jatlh ghutar, “HoD, ghu'vam vIqaSmoHta'mo' 
jItlhIj 'a nunuDchu' 'e' luHechba'. maSappu'mo' 
maH quvmaj wIchoq, 'ej ghu' wISeH je, vaj pagh SamDI' Qatlhbe' ghu'.”

chol wej 'avwI'pu'. jatlh Da', “qama'pu', petuQHa''eghmoHchu'!”

jatlh vajar, “qama' maHbe'! maSappu' jay'!”

jatlh Da', “SujIjQo'chugh qama' bomoj. DaH, 
petuQHa''eghmoHchu'...neS, qaHpu'!” wejpuH. 
qaStaHvIS wejmaH DIS choHqu'be'law'pu' mIwmey motlh.

yIvbeHDaj teqchoHDI' vajar, jatlh, “ghutar, qaHoH 
'e' vIlIjchugh HIqawmoH.” qIDmeH ghutarvaD DaS chuH.

jangDI' ghutar Sagh ghogh. jatlh, “choHoHmeH nom 
yIvang, muHoHpa' Hota'ro'.” Saghqu' Hota'ro' 
SutmeyDaj tuQHa''eghmoHtaHvIS. bIj lajrup qabDaj.

tugh paw wej avwI'pu'. HotlhwI'mey qeng. jatlh 
Da', “tInuDchu'. mIwmey motlh.” ghIq jatlh 
“qam­qaHpu'! raSvetlhDaq ghopDu'raj tIlan.” lob 
*Dugh* beq. vajar chol wa' 'avwI'. vajar 
yebDu'Daq raSDaq je mIrmey ngaQmoH. DaH DoHlaHbe' 
vajar, 'ej ravDaq raS jomlu'.

ghaH retlhDaq jatlhtaH latlh 'avwI' ghutar yebDu' 
ngaQmoHtaHvIS, “ghutar?! Daqoplu''a'? nuq Data'?”

jatlh ghutar, “ghobe', maSapta'.”

Haghqu' 'avwI', ghutar jIbDaq nejtaHvIS. jatlh 
“qatlh mumerbe'?” qIDlaw'taH ghaH ghutar je 
nuDtaHvIS. naDev Hoch nuv Sov'a' ghutar?

ralbe' mIw 'ach pagh lunop. Sutmeychaj, 
nuHmeychaj porghmeychaj naQ je nuDchu' 'avwI'pu'. 
nItlhDu', HotlhwI'mey je lo'. 'Iv quv choq mIwvam 
jay'? 'avwI' ghaHtaHvIS vajar qama' law' nuDta' 
'ej rut qama' le' 'avmeH mIw SIQpu' vajar. 
voqqu'chuqbe' tlhInganpu', 'ej vay'Daq nejlu'DI' 
nejlu'chu'qu'be'chugh lI'Ha' mIw. vajar chor 
HotlhtaHvIS 'avwI' jatlh, “vay' Daghuppu'chugh 
tu'bej HotlhwI'vam. bIrorbe'mo' bIDo', HoD.” rorwI'vaD mIw Sov vajar.
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SKI: vajar & co. get strip searched.
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