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jatlh 'angghal:<br>> While I am not famous,<br><br>bo'DaghHom yIlo'Qo'! :)<br><br>tlhob ghaH:<br>> Please use this thread to suggest clever, smarmy, and<br><div>> even mildly offensive pick-up lines which a) can be<br>> translated into Klingon, and b) have a clear, Klingon<br>> slant to them.<br><br>jang De'vID, jatlh:<br>> tojbogh pa'Daq bIQomlaH, pagh tojbe'bogh pa'wIjDaq bIQomqu'laH. yIwIv!<br>> - You can experience a tremor in the holodeck, or experience an<br>> earthquake in my what-you-see-is-what-you-get quarters. Your choice.<br><br>jIHaghqu'! That's excellent.<br><br>How about the following (my translations in colloquial English):<br><br>juHwIj vIcheghDI', HItlhej! SoHvaD bom vIja', 'ej jIHDaq quS tIchuH.<br>Want to come back to my place? I'll read the poems, and you hurl the chairs.<br><br>jIHvaD SIbI' bang pong yI'oghchoH; tugh DajachnIS.<br>Start thinking me up a {bang pong} straight away, because you'll need to scream it soon.<br><br>jIH choqelbej, 'Iwoy. pagh QapHa'qa' tuQDoqwIj.<br>You're definitely thinking about me, baby. Either that, or my mind sifter is playing up again.<br><br>QeS<br></div> </div></body>
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